Buat pertama kalinya gambar separuh bogel ditayangkan di siniBelle: Best kan kalau Salman Khan yang ajar Chemistry. Ehehehehe.
Nisa: Kau tak payah lah. Kau boleh blah. Aku tolak kat dinding tu, melekat kang.
Aimi: Kalau dia yang ajar Chemistry, belajar joget je lah.
Filem Hindustan mula menjajah minda aku semenjak dua menjak ni. Lagi-lagi Salman Khan, memang punggung aku tak boleh nak cabut dari sofa. Mak panggil pun buat tak dengar je. Itulah penangan Hindustan, alahai. Tak boleh nak resist, macam Twisties - irresistable.
Kalaulah dia ajar aku Chemistry, hehehe. Arrrrrrrr. (gatal nak mampuih) Katakanlah dialog ni betul-betul jadi, kan.
Mr. Salman: Belle, could you please tell the class more about metallic crystals?
Belle: Ehehehe. Ehehe.
HAHAHAHA mampuih tak boleh jawab final exam. Dah tu mintak pulak kelas tambahan. Nak lagi gatal, mintak personal tuition. Hamboiii sudahnya berbunga-bunga je hati, topic crytals tu satu jadah apa pun tak faham. But yeah, in a positive side, mesti aku rajin belajar dan jadi pelajar Chemistry terbaik. Oh damn, lepas itu aku jadi favourite student dia. Hahaha, cuba bayangkan macam ini pulak.
Mr. Salman: Belle, could you please tell the class more about metallic crystals?
Belle: Err, okay. In a sense, metallic crystals have the simplest structure because every lattice point in a crytal is occupied by an atom of the same metal. And yeah, they're usually very dense.
Nisa: Kau tak payah lah. Kau boleh blah. Aku tolak kat dinding tu, melekat kang.
Aimi: Kalau dia yang ajar Chemistry, belajar joget je lah.
Filem Hindustan mula menjajah minda aku semenjak dua menjak ni. Lagi-lagi Salman Khan, memang punggung aku tak boleh nak cabut dari sofa. Mak panggil pun buat tak dengar je. Itulah penangan Hindustan, alahai. Tak boleh nak resist, macam Twisties - irresistable.
Kalaulah dia ajar aku Chemistry, hehehe. Arrrrrrrr. (gatal nak mampuih) Katakanlah dialog ni betul-betul jadi, kan.
Mr. Salman: Belle, could you please tell the class more about metallic crystals?
Belle: Ehehehe. Ehehe.
HAHAHAHA mampuih tak boleh jawab final exam. Dah tu mintak pulak kelas tambahan. Nak lagi gatal, mintak personal tuition. Hamboiii sudahnya berbunga-bunga je hati, topic crytals tu satu jadah apa pun tak faham. But yeah, in a positive side, mesti aku rajin belajar dan jadi pelajar Chemistry terbaik. Oh damn, lepas itu aku jadi favourite student dia. Hahaha, cuba bayangkan macam ini pulak.
Mr. Salman: Belle, could you please tell the class more about metallic crystals?
Belle: Err, okay. In a sense, metallic crystals have the simplest structure because every lattice point in a crytal is occupied by an atom of the same metal. And yeah, they're usually very dense.
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Mr. Salman: Hey Belle, seems like you paid full attention on the last class, the time we discussed on the crystals.
Belle: Ahha yeah, I remembered everything you told the class. I even made notes for some of the subtopics.
Mr. Salman: Good. As a reward, I'll treat you for lunch. Steak house?
Belle: That would be great. But first, I've to return this book to the library. A minute, please?
Mr. Salman: Yeah sure. (bayangkan dia senyum dan kelip mata)
Hormon gatal dah naik badan. Baik aku berhenti taip sekarang sebelum gambar bogel dan perkara-perkara yang tak patut berada di sini.
p/s: Dr. Ibrahim, seriously saya tak ada niat nak menduakan anda dengan hero Hindustan.
Belle: Ahha yeah, I remembered everything you told the class. I even made notes for some of the subtopics.
Mr. Salman: Good. As a reward, I'll treat you for lunch. Steak house?
Belle: That would be great. But first, I've to return this book to the library. A minute, please?
Mr. Salman: Yeah sure. (bayangkan dia senyum dan kelip mata)
Hormon gatal dah naik badan. Baik aku berhenti taip sekarang sebelum gambar bogel dan perkara-perkara yang tak patut berada di sini.
p/s: Dr. Ibrahim, seriously saya tak ada niat nak menduakan anda dengan hero Hindustan.
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